Inglish Nonscents: Quick Quips with English

What do you do in the middle of the night when you wake up with words running through your head? That's what got me started on this book. I woke up in the middle of the night; not "kind of awake" but outright-wide-awake-conscientiously-knowing-what's-going-on awake! In my head was a whirlwind of words! All kinds of words flying through, not in sentences and with no relationship to each other, other than the alphabet itself. I realized there had to be a reason for this. So I got up and wrote down as many of the words as I could catch and remember. Knowing there had to be a reason but with no other understanding I put the list away. Much later, I pulled that list out and for some unknown reason the writing began. I've had so much fun writing this book I decided it was time to share it. I've felt for a long time that if each day I could make just one person smile or chuckle or laugh I'd done something good. I hope when you've red this book you'll read it again and recommend it as a good reed to others. Once you've read it you'll understand the spelling; it's not a misprint! Be careful not to laugh if you're eating (or drinking) your toast!