Isle of Skye in the Apple Pie

Read what happens when Santa meets the Health and Safety Executive or the fed-up garden gnome battles with the elf who sits on the shelf.

Many poems and parodies to make you laugh out loud or until you cry; scream with hysterics or giggle within.

Pull up a chair, grab a slice of pie, a cuppa and a box of tissues and get ready for the laugh of the decade.