Karrote

Pansy the rabbit is a cantankerous old misery, a dreadful cynic and pretty much burning up with hate and regret. It is only natural therefore that for many years he has pursued a successful career in teaching. This comedy fantasy for adults strips away all of the conventional romance and fluffy niceties associated with the talking animal genre. It laughs in the face of cute, and flips the vees at cuddly. Welcome to life at the bottom of the Food Chain. Puerile, vulgar, and a grammatical affront to English speakers everywhere, this book is not recommended for children - or lovers of foxes with vivid imaginations.