Larry Totter and the Philosophical Person's Small Rock or The Supreme Object of Alchemy

In a magical world far, far away...no, that's not quite true because it's not all about the magical world (which doesn't even exist; sorry to burst your bubble, but it doesn't) because there's some stuff that takes place in the non-magical world (that actually does exist although, in this case, doesn't really because it's made up places and characters so funny stuff can be made up about the magical and non-magical people and places and that) ...there was this school that taught kids how to do magic that would make them pretty famous pretending to go to this school and to premieres for the movie version and, well, you should just read the book, eh. It's pretty funny. Least ways people who reviewed it thought so. They said stuff like: "There are people who think they can write parody, people who think they've read parody, but trust me, this is parody at its best. Topham is a master. Funny and just the right touch for any 'Potter' fan." and, "Bloody brilliant!" and "So funny HRH snorted royal crusty dragons."