Laughter and a Jockstrap

Henry George is cursed. Cursed with the well-spoken ability to convince virtually anyone of anything at anytime. So now, as he conveys the deepest truth he has ever felt, to the closest friends he has ever known, why is everyone having such a hard time believing his story?
Challenging from its opening line, those who find the story instantly dismissible at its onset are often the most thoroughly convinced of the strongest truths in Henry George's wisdom as he completes his tale of true belief.