Letters From An Alien Schoolboy: Cosmic Custard

Will Flowkwee prove that four heads are better than one - and save Earth? Will all the miserable whining Earthlings and the fluffy clouds and chocolate and cheerful worms and cardboard be destroyed? If you are the kind of lazy good-for-nothing duffer of an Earthling who just browses on to another webpage then you'll never ever ever ever ever know. The second in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!