Mad Love

Can two people who have never met make a marriage work? Popular dating site Sociality thinks so, and is marrying London lad Adam to California girl Jessica to prove it. What better way to show that your love algorithms work than to put two complete strangers together in an expensive publicity stunt? But, as livewire Jess and lazybones Adam quickly discover, just because a computer says youre the perfect match, it doesnt make it so! Two million Sociality subscribers and the media are following the happy couples progress, and they have to make a go of it or theyll lose everything, look like idiots, and destroy Socialitys reputation. But can the mismatched pair, who seem to be constantly at each others throats, put their differences aside and work their way into each others hearts? Nick Spalding, bestselling author of Fat Chance and Bricking It, will make you cry with laughter at this story of marital warfarecomplete with sinking boats, badly aimed flatulence, well aimed tennis balls and some very suggestive pastry.