Mighty White the IT Knight

Oscar Oswald Septimus White's is not an easy life, balancing on the one hand the excessive demands of his excessively-demanding IT mogul boss and on the other hand the constant needs of the constantly needy around the whole of the computerised world. By means of his own creation, the Whitemobile capsule, he is able to travel instantly across cyberspace to respond to cries for help from young women facing seemingly insurmountable problems with their computers. There, as Mighty White, the IT Knight, aka 'Double-O Seven' to his non-existent friends, he brings his prodigious technical prowess to bear and quickly gets the inexpert girls back on line, often leaving them with a short, homespun homily to keep them on the straight and narrow path of good computer practice. The stories are always a little risqué, occasionally contumelious, dreadfully pseudo-technical, pathetically puerile, embarrassingly chauvinistic and decidedly tongue-in-cheek.