Mommie Dearest Rebooted

MOMMIE DEAREST REBOOTED, no relation to the Joan Crawford expose, is the all-factual, all-true autobiographical account of the seven long, hellish and horrendous years an extremely sensitive and unassuming kid was forced to mis-spend(in Pensacola, Florida)with two of the sickest, and most evil and malevolent non-“parents” ever to inhabit the planet—by name: PEGGY B. SILLS and CLESTER(CLES)ROLAN CHEETHAM, rightly referred to throughout as the Bitch Mother and the Fat Bastard step-father. This depraved and perverse pair subjected this kid to every outrageous atrocity thinkable. Spanning the period from the fourth through the eleventh grade, this true memoir recounts, in frequently graphic detail, every insidious incident, every vile event: foul animal abuse, brutal beatings, maliciously cruel pranks, drunken rampages, sexual perversities, slavish involuntary servitude, savage whippings and wicked mis-treatment of the harshest and severest kind. All told, it’s the true story of the broken home, child abuse, the dys-functional family and family violence. Beyond that, it’s the long overdue exposure—and outing—of the two disgustingly degenerate instigators of all the grievous and grueling adversity they forced this kid to inexcusably, and undeservedly, suffer and endure. Most importantly, it’s the story of how this resilient and resourceful kid tenaciously resolved to not only survive and persevere, but even to triumphantly prevail over even the most coercive, domineering, intimidating, menacing and threatening tactics of these two violent and vulgar individuals. Ultimately, it’s the inspirational story of how this unpardonably abused and bullied kid resolved to be not the victim—but the victor!