Mommy and Daddy Don't Love You Enough to Buy You a Hazmat Suit

Children deserve the best. What parent wouldn't want to offer their children the most extravagant birthday parties, the most esteemed tutors, and most importantly, the safest hazmat suits available? Experimental humor writer Mark T. Wain has teamed up with renowned illustrator Billy Blaze to create the first book ever written to tackle children's self-esteem issues during the threat of a nuclear apocalypse. Similar to All My Friends Are Dead and Go the F**k to Sleep, the moxious duo is pushing the envelope in the illustrated dark comedy genre once again.