Murder at Desert Lakes Hoa

"It isn't often that I get to report a murder at a nice,
quiet community; especially, when it involves a candidate
for the House of Representatives."

"Yes, Mr. Rice is our son-in-law; but he is married to our son,
not our daughter."

"The first thing he would do is initiate legislation limiting
the Second Amendment and gun ownership."

"Howard Hughes, Don Laughlin, Robert McCulloch, and Del Webb
all had private airplanes to explore their land.
All I'll have is a rented four-wheel jeep."

"Remind me to never live in a community with an HOA."

"Surrogacy is an option for gay men and lesbians who want
to be biologically connected to their children."