My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

Fake wedding + vampires = happily ever after? Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, shes working a dead-end job, and, oh yeah, shes a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months time or she wont inherit the ancient family fortune. One slight catch: shes single. But then she finds her perfect fake husband: Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt, and divorce him. The only slight problems are that Victor doesnt know shes a vampire and absolutely cannot find out, and Pandoras family absolutely cannot find out the wedding is fake. Plus, the growing attraction between them has Pandora questioning if she even wants this marriage to be fake. Can the pair survive this big fat vampire wedding? The perfect fake-engagement spooky sexy romance you NEED! Tropes: Let's pretend to get married! 💍 Coffee shop setting Huge paranormal family shenanigans 🧛 Spice