My girlfriend has many cars

Poulton's autobiography begins with fond recollections of his childhood and teenage years growing up in South Africa. His army days will bring a smile of recognition to many of the men conscripted into the South African Defence Force and include the story of a night-time accident between a Land Rover and an elephant.

In 1983, Poulton achieves his dream of obtaining his private pilot's licence and officially becomes an aviation junkie. His numerous adventures in the clouds include a close call when an aborted landing results in a piece of barbed wire fencing wrapped around the undercarriage of his plane, leaving him with only one working brake.

After the painful breakup of his marriage, Poulton ventures into the wild world of internet dating, exposing readers to the good, the bad, and the ugly of his numerous relationships. Finally, after dating many women, he meets his partner and best friend, Kathy. Ten years later, now both retired, they're still living happily together, which Poulton hopes will inspire lonely people to take the plunge into searching for a partner online.

This author has never allowed life to pass him by, as his raunchy escapades will reveal.