My Guy Problem

It's not my fault he's a dick.
LYDIA
To say I'm not my neighbor's biggest fan is an understatement. He plays his music too loud, leaves his car in guest parking, and has a steady stream of women coming and going from his apartment all day.
Too bad I need his help for an assignment at work.

It's not her fault I think with mine.
BRODERICK
I don't understand why my neighbor dislikes me so much. I really want to return the feeling, but unfortunately, I can't stop thinking about her with her clothes off. Even when I don't want to.
When she gets cornered by her boss, I swoop in to save the day. Maybe this will get her to like me a little bit more, and if I'm lucky, we can be friends. Maybe she'll stop hating me, and I'll stop hating that I want her.