My Sister Steals My Toys

My Sister Steals My Toys

And 109 Other Funny Poems

My sister steals my toys.

My sister pulls my hair.

My sister hides the clothes

I really want to wear.

She eats my favorite foods

and blames me for her mess.

I wish she’d just be nice!

She fills my life with stress.

She rips apart my books.

She stomps on all my toys.

And when I am asleep,

she wakes me with her noise.

I simply do not know

why she’s so mean to me.

You’d think she could behave!

She’s turning thirty-three.

This book contains 109 other funny poems.