Nerds in New Zealand

Nerding was born and bred in a seaside town in north Kent about 7 miles east of historic Chaversham, England. In 2005 he fought a mid life crisis and after two falls and a submission, he and his family including a dog and cat, departed the relative safety of England to explore an island in the southern hemisphere, and it wasn't Australia. He lives with his best friend The Evey but is vaguely aware of some smaller people in the house. He describes himself as an anally retentive Virgoan, so you had better not be bending back any of these pages now, especially if you have borrowed the book from a friend, the library or not even paid for it yet.