Never Give a Duck a Pen!

Age range 9 to 12 This is Chris White at his very best a madjourney through the past ten years of Chris' favourite poemssuch as 'Bitey The Veggie Vampire' and 'Never Put Curry UpYour Nose'.Whatever Chris writes, his unique sense of humour seems to hitthe funny bone every time. Children of all nationalities andcultures seem to have one thing in common they all like tolaugh! Chris White is the king of the belly laugh you havebeen warned!