Now You Don't Have to Read It

Step onto the bridge of the Soulship Compliment and go on a magically mysterious tour of the galaxy . from Aberdeen to Berengarious . fighting evil but inept Trollons . buying futon torpedoes at Walmart . enjoying drinks at Faux Ever Autumn and the other trendy nightspots on board . and being inspired by the most heroic acts of Captain GB's heroic life . a splendid time is practically guaranteed for almost everyone!