Of Witches And Cows

We've all had feelings for a flame-haired farmer's daughter called Agnes at one point or another, right? Right. But none of us more so than John Fian, who is willing to sell his soul for her. Unfortunately he lives in 16th century Scotland, when witch hunts were all the rage. An exceptionally bad time to deal with the Devil, and a smart man like John should know better, but love has always held reason in a headlock while giving it a noogie.

Inspired by historical events that seem questionable enough to begin with, this is the up to now untold story of desire, shaggy cows, and pubic hair around the turn of the century.