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Old Dog's Guide for Pups II

Mike Rothmiller Allen Appel

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  • 118 sidor
  • 2016
You humans who enjoy laughing, listen up! I'm Old Dog, that's right! I'm a dog, and a darn intelligent pooch I am. If you have a doggie companion, like me, and love to laugh, this is the book for you or for your doggie loving human friends. There's a reason why President Bill Clinton, the late Charlton Heston, Queen Elizabeth of England and Former First Lady Laura Bush loved the original Old Dog's Guide! How does Old Dog know they loved it? Because one of the humans typing this book received letters from them saying so! Former First Lady Laura Bush said this, "It is a delightfully effective instrument of laugh therapy."Here are a just a few of the reviews;"I read this book at the house of a fellow dog lover and ended up ordering 6 copies for other dog lovers I know! Can't wait to share it with them, as they will appreciate the not only the humor, but how well it represents the personalities of dogs we have all known and loved.""The authors have done a terrific job getting inside the head of older dogs teaching 'the tricks of the trade' to the pups. I laughed, I barked. This book is so darn funny. If you love dogs, or know someone who does, this is the book to buy.""This book must be written by a really smart old dog because he does seem to know how everything works. I read some of it to my dogs and they totally agree. We all had a great tummy scratch and took a nap. I just ordered two more for other pups I know. Great fun!!"See, Old Dog told you it's funny! That's why the original Old Dog's Guide received loads of five star reviews.So there you have it! This is the NEW second edition of Old Dog's Guide. It contains all the original funny stuff and more! It includes the first published studio photograph of me, Old Dog, and some of my honor students and heartwarming quotes. Once you see our photographs, you'll understand why those Hollywood paparazzi's keep chasing me and my honor students!As a human, you surely know that dogs are the masters of the world. We are able to train you to obey our commands and make our lives great. So, this is your chance to learn the secrets of puppies, learn to make their life wonderful and shorten your learning curve. Old Dog and all puppies love humans who learn quickly and see to our every desire. So my human friends, remember what a wise human once said, "Ask not what your doggie can do for you, ask what you can do for your doggie!"Here's a short sample of what Old Dog secretly teaches puppies during his puppy seminars. This is the whole bone and its all included in the book! Here's my opening statement from my puppy seminars; "Common sense human training is as simple as one, two, and three. Pups, once you understand the basic principles you can breeze through life with barely a "No! No! No!" along the way. We've been domesticating humans for 50,000 years so it shouldn't be tough to own, train, and enjoy your own perfect human. So, pups you will learn how to maximize your powers of sta...
  • Författare: Mike Rothmiller, Allen Appel
  • Format: Pocket/Paperback
  • ISBN: 9781533136206
  • Språk: Engelska
  • Antal sidor: 118
  • Utgivningsdatum: 2016-05-28
  • Förlag: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform