One Dollar One Rissole

Well this is the fifth volume of short stories,
and some may ask why
he doesn't just pull his finger out
and write a proper novel.
But he figures he is being novel,
doesn't have the brain to concentrate enough
to achieve a novel,
and realises possibly
just where his strengths
and weaknesses lie.
So go and sit on the toilet if you need to hang shit on him.
Besides, he is a lazy prick.