Onions Bunions Corns and Dungeons

Not so fast buddy. Peeling an onion can get dicey.

At first we meet the chiropody man, a kind and gentle soul, but through a wacky ride through time suffers peculiar anomalies: psychologically, physically, and acceleration of the aging process. After all, time travel is rough for the uninitiated. Without modification of his DNA, a process developed in the the future via genetic modification through nanoparticles, tracked, traced, and healed by orbiting satellites.

After the first portals were mapped out earlier, by the 2070s anyone with the means could have a weekend in any era. Dinner in ancient Rome? No problem. However, the future has to keep tabs on time travelers, and make sure they don't go astray.

Time travel by "accident" has consequences, and there are powers and forces in the universe that can not allow for altering the past. A mysterious country doctor, from no country anyone's heard of, a crew of characters from other times come together to make this blast along weaving a cloth of personalities. The intentions, obstacles and a clash of artificial intelligence, greed, authentic ignorance, temporal mercenaries, and little bit of luck things on Earth can stay the course sans disruptors of probable outcomes.

C'mon, take a ride stranger, it'll be fun...then again, I could be incredibly altered by some chiropodist who screwed up one event, or a glitch in the machines.