Past Hysteric

Here is a History teacher`s tribute to error - the error which defies correction, the error which has a logic of its own, the error which often deserves to be right far more than the truth does.

Which port in Spain did the Armada sail from?
El Cid
What was a toga?
A rape-around robe
What does the name 'Christ' mean?
Something has gone wrong
Why was England dull under Cromwell?
He closed the cinemas
Where was Hitler born?
Burnham Thorpe, Norfolk
What did men use to build the prehistoric huts on Dartmoor?
Their hands.