Pirate Slang for Modern Day Use

Step aboard me matey, and learn some pirate slang. Were you aware that pirates in the early 1700s had a distinct slang all their own? Most of these words have vanished from the English language. It's about time we start including these back into our everyday conversations. Impress and amaze your friends, family, and colleagues with your new sea worthy talk. You can tap into the essence of a character from your favorite pirate movie or simply add some saltiness to your everyday chats. Developing fluency in pirate slang will elevate your authenticity and reveal your true inner pirate at heart.

Hands-Ship's crew-"Bro, don't even start something. You know me and my hands mean business."
Show a Leg-Wake up quick-"Show a leg Karen! The waterpark opens in thirty minutes and your still in bed."
Go on account-Turning into a pirate-"After finding this pirate slang book I think it's time I go fully on account and order my jacket, hat, and sword offline."