Please Don't Read This Book

Wait - are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if youre going to read it, then youll have to follow the rules, or youre going to have WAY too much fun. And you dont want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! Thats what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again - regardless of what the title says.