Real Dragons Don't Cry

In Book One of The Microvita Tree, the intrepid Doctor Dogalogue travels to Earth in the fourteenth century to recover the last remaining seed of the microvita tree in the long-submerged ruins of Atlantis. If he can find the seed and replant it, this magical tree when it blossoms will release a flood of spiritual energy that will transform the planet, ushering in a golden age of enlightened consciousness. But the only ones who know how to find Atlantis are Nefarious, the evil wizard, and Joe, the most fearsome dragon in the universe.

Dada has opened the door to a new Wonderland.
- Lewis Carroll
if I was still alive this is the book I would love to have written.
-The ghost of Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I gave the book to Krishna but he couldn't get the New Zealand humor.
- Veda Vyasa, author of the Bhagavad Gita
... nowhere near as good as Lord of the Rings, but it is a lot funnier.
- The ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien
They'll publish anything these days.
- William Shakespeare FIC009080