Recollections of Thirty-two Years in the U.S. Coast Guard

"The Bible not withstanding, this is the greatest book ever written." An advertisement the author intended to take out in the,

.The St. Petersberg Times.





"This book should be required reading for everyone in the world." From an advertisement the author tried to take out in the ................ The New Yorker Magazine.





"I know this man, .....he's stupid. But he tells a good story." A general consensus of those that know the author.





"If God hasn't stopped him, he must be proof that I exist, ...............Mephistopheles!