Sandwich & Condom

A "timeless" story of "friendship," betrayal, sporting achievement, thwarted desires both sexual and financial, various other weighty themes, and overcoming the most absurd challenges with even more absurd amounts of hard work and gunpowder, this weeping historical bromance reintroduces us to two of history's most widely disliked and forgotten figures, as teens struggling toto survive England's most prestigious boarding school in the historically underappreciated year of 1736.

When the king's jerkface son sets his sights on the Earl of Condom's massive and ill0begotten fortune, forcing the Earl of Sandwich to choose between his desperate devotion to authority and someone who might actually like him for some reason, will these bumbling antiheroes escape Eton with their dignities or even lives intact? Or will they end up comic footnotes in history?