Secretest of Secretisms

Robert Wangley, the world's least secret secretologist, faces the deadliest (and secretest) secret of his career - one which might end the world, or something. The pulse-racing, propulsive adrenaline-rush of a new thriller by record-shattering sensation Dun Beige, that is definitely not exactly like all the previous ones put into a blender. World-renowned secretologist Richard Wangley is having a perfectly normal day in Croydon when his absurdly attractive girlfriend vanishes. Before she disappeared, she was deciphering a mysterious runic text that described a long-lost Druidic machine - one made from twigs, vines and badger scrotums, yet somehow more powerful than modern supercomputers. As Wangley searches for answers, he realises he's being hunted. A ruthless trillionaire tech mogul will stop at nothing to keep this ancient knowledge hidden - especially since it could disrupt the launch of his new, possibly world-ending product. Racing against time, shadowy enemies and at least one ridiculous plot twist, Wangley must uncover the most secret of all secrets. The fate of the world - and his implausible relationship - hangs in the balance. From legendary bestseller Dan Beige. If you liked his last book, you'll love how much like it this one is!