Secrets of Retail

Wade Williams is a prick. He wasn't always, but years in the soul-shattering world of retail have made him bitter and cynical. Impeded by a lack of direction and infinite levels of apathy, Wade idles through his days avoiding waves of annoying customers, his pugnacious boss, and any kind of work in general. A management opportunity turns into an internal struggle of career wants and needs, and a training conference turns into a weekend of reckless partying. Add a gauntlet of women he doesn't understand, a developing drinking problem, and a potential mental breakdown, and Wade is on a path that could end in the destruction of both his professional and personal life.