Selleck's 'Stache Is Missing!

Celebrated Hollywood star Tom Selleck has it all: talent, good looks, a winning personality, and a track record of television and movie hits, enjoyed by millions around the world. Until one day, while filming his latest project, an old rival attacks him and steals his mustache. Now, lost and adrift, Tom struggles with his new life. Along with a group of dedicated crew members, celebrity friends, government agents, and the robot voice of an old co-star, Selleck has to find the strength to take on his greatest role ever: tracking down his old rival, retrieving his legacy, and saving the world. 

"I'm about to blurb my foot up your ass" - Autumn Christian, author of Girl Like a Bomb.