SideTrack? You Lucky Dog

Bill Leisure, leisurely footing the bill. Comically strives solving Allen Leisure's mystery puzzle. Dog determination endears Bill to try. fail, try harder, fail harder, try even harder, and yes you guessed it, fail even harder. Grandeur delusions of Silver & Gold dance about alluring Bills discovering buried treasure. Unless completely sidetracked certain ruin rains deer. Off track forcing Bill over the edge. Creating one bad example after another. Will he ever no?