So This Baby Seal Walks Into A Club...

Theodicy (n) - a justification of human suffering in light of the supposed existence of an all-powerful and loving God. So, This Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... takes place in a rehab where those that avoided reality through drugs are now expected to dodge it through religion and self-help platitudes. It's a book about junkies, crackheads, and losers. It's about those human monsters that you double-bolt your doors against, and how they're just as scared as the rest of us. It's about how that loving God stranded us here with death, disease, despair, and then expected our thanks.
So This Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... is a theodicy for a post-theistic age where only the desperate believe in gods.

Hope you like your humor the same way I do my women: dark and bitter...