So You Want To Be A Dictator

Feel like you should do more with your life? At the expense of others?

Then dictatorship may be for you!

In this satirical leadership guide for aspiring autocrats and assholes, learn how to dismantle boring old democracy and capitalize on your most tyrannical desires.

Join former government lackey turned humorist C.T. Jackson as he takes you from humble beginnings to your full, totalitarian potential, all the while basking in the batshit crazy examples of history's most famous despots.

So You Want To Be A Dictator? Well, dear leader, now's your time! Democracy is so last century.