Spicy Pickle

First, she tampered with my pickle.

Then, she got us both kicked off a cooking show.

Now, we're fake engaged.

Sit back, friends, this is one crazy tale of treachery and pickle juice.

Anthony:

All right. Here's how it went.

My pickle went viral. Millions saw it. Thousands ate it.

Hold up, pervs. Let me backtrack.

I invented a very spicy pickle made with ghost peppers. One bite and you'll swear someone stuffed a hot coal in your mouth. It's extremely popular in pranks.

I'm in the middle of filming with a prominent cooking show when in walks Little Miss Perfect Pants from a rival deli to insist she has improvements for my pickle.

It all goes downhill from there.

Magnolia:

Read the reviews and weep, Anthony Pickle.

I got the best of you on reality TV.

You got me back with a very public kiss.

After your new deli poached on my territory, I swore to hate you. But every time those smoky eyes meet mine, I melt a little.

Cheesy, right?

By the time you've kissed me, I already know I'm in deep.

But then you propose?

How am I supposed to keep faking it when every swoon is real?

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Spicy Pickle is a romantic comedy about a culinary feud, potent pickle juice, and the most not-fake fake love story in the history of reality TV.