Suspension: Kubitsuri High School - The Nonsense User's Disciple

The debut work from renowned author NISIOISIN, The 3rd volume in the popular Zaregoto series, continuing the adventures of "I," the anonymous Nonsense User.

The mission is: save the girl!
The tragedy I saw at school:

In order to get along well with someone you don't know, there is one promise you have to keep. That is, you must have feelings of friendship towards the other person. In other words, it is not possible to get along well with someone you don't know. No; to begin with, even the desire to get along with someone you don't know is a bit off the beaten path, don't you think?
This June, an honest person who doesn't like pipe dreams, who physiologically simply cannot allow even one contradiction to stand--namely, me--was dragged by the Most Powerful Entrepreneur In the World, Jun Aikawa, to the renowned private all-girls Sumiyuri Academy. And there was no point in me protesting.
The incident happened at the academy. You could say I was dragged into it, or that I leapt into the whirlpool. Well, whatever you say, however you explain it, there definitely isn't any meaning in it. Everything that happened, after all, is nothing but nonsense--