Swiscock

Look, this book is tight. If you like books then you'll wanna read this one. It's high stakes all the way through, and the stakes aren't the only things that are high. (I'm looking at you, Bub.) Grab yourself a copy of SWISCOCK today if you want to read something totally different. (I can't believe I've written this much without giving you even an inkling of what it's about. Sadly, that opportunity has passed. Wait, no it hasn't- here it goes!) So in the beginning, SWISCOCK's title character, the now reclusive Peter Swiscock, International Super-Spy, falls into a near-deadly ambush and his partner, Autumn Summerfall, goes missing. It's up to Pete to find her so he can give her a smooch on the lips. In a story that spans space, time, and then space again, you will discover amazing action sequences, lackluster sex, and enough bad puns to make you want to light yourself on fire and officially call it quits. But first you'll want to see how it ends!