The Conch Shell of Doom

Bailey didn't mean to catch his parents plotting to unleash the sinister Trenton Maroney and his powerful oceanic army on the world. It was an honest mistake. Now, he's got the horribly disfigured Mr. Lovell on his trail, which is doing wonders for Bailey's anxiety. His only ally is Franklin, a burn-out several decades past wishing his brother Trenton was destroyed for good. Franklin has battled his brother for two thousand years, and has nothing to show for it except his beloved Mustang. To stop Mr. Lovell from awakening Trenton, Franklin and Bailey will have to get past his parents, a one-eyed stoner, crooked cops, giant Scotsmen, and Trenton's army, which can only be summoned by one thing: the mysterious Conch Shell of Doom.