The Culprit

A fascinating and too often hilarious biographical account of our crazy life experiences. All behind the outrageous antics of this wildly - witty Bengal kitten that turned our Empty Nest upside-down.

"After twenty-seven years of marriage, Diane and I had finally graduated, earning and acquiring our combined Degree with all the rights and privileges awarded to those now holding the official and distinguished title of Empty Nester!"

"But as I turned and headed for home, the bloody wind blew up again, blowing open the front of my robe so wide that it demanded and required I immediately place Kitten in front of my naughty bits so as to avoid having someone call the authorities."