The Fantastic Book of Teacher Jokes

Teachers are hard-working, resilient, and underappreciated.
They possess a great sense of humour, a never-ending well of
patience, and remember self-soothing mantras they can say under their
breath to keep calm. Teachers certainly deserve a lot
of credit and, let's face it, it's because they are underpaid... but if
they weren't, then perhaps maths teachers could eat something
other than cos-law. This book will definitely remind you of the good, great, and awful
>Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are
>"It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative
expression and knowledge" - Albert Einstein