The Genius

There is nothing wrong with a life that is
highlighted by Saturday nights at the computer, boxed
take-out pizza and maybe some soft porn on late night cable,
But Thomas Cabot is about to fall in with the thieves of
womanhood. In other words, those of their species that are
destined to provide the lessor known, lesser qualified male
species with the lessons in love and lust that only they can
teach. His teachers come in every package imaginable, but
each seem to have the same goal in mind. Trusting and apt
pupil as he can be, Thomas finds his mind and heart and
everything else fall victim to a complete identity theft.
Whoever he was once is long gone. This new version is
looking to set a few records. Reasoning that perhaps to
understand what is happening to him might actually take away
from the most extraordinary time of his life, he rolls with
each new misadventure pretending he has the first clue.
Certainly nothing this good could last a lifetime, or maybe
two weekends. Paths begin to cross, playmates get irrate,
female logic tries to prevail, and Thomas unwittingly finds
himself juggling with the inevitable. With confrontation
and accountability trapping him in the snare known only to
the female species, leaving him helpless and hopeless, there
might yet be one who would let him off the hook. An
unlikely ally appears indeed, and Thomas Cabot prepares for
a life in sin.