The Little Book of Lonelyhearts

ON THE MARKET! ESTATE AGENT, 24, SEEKS GIRL NEXT DOOR (IDEALLY WITH SOUTH FACING GARDEN) A witty and indispensable guide intended to assist you on your path to true love... With sections on: Men Seeking Women Women Seeking Men Men Seeking Men Women Seeking Women And then there's the Casual Encounters... SHORT MAN SEEKS DWARF TO TALK DOWN TO. NO TROLLS. Everything you need to know about blogging, snogging and dogging... Includes the 10 golden rules of dating etiquette... EYE CONTACT IS EVERYTHING (UNLESS YOUR DATE IS BLIND) Plus handy tips on composing the perfect Lonelyheart... CURVY = FAT CUDDLY = REALLY FAT CURVACEOUS = FAT AND POSH We all know love can be cruel... But it's better than being single.