The Muse of A.G. Lamont

Some experts may conclude

This scribe's endeavor at wit

In prose or poem or blues

Proves eccentric and dogmatic,

And recklessly candid.

The only credential offered

To even qualify as a writer's factor

Is his longevity

Thereby claiming expertise

In life, and the pursuit of solvency.

Many, many odd years

This Allen George has appeared

Muttered, puttered, and cried

Truth and justice from his eye

That the equality of all must apply.

Therefore, with this admission

This muse politely makes submission

Of his quips, bits, and fits

About personalities, themes, and events

In the world that mortals rent.