The O'Malley Brides

Rory and Tess: 

I completely lost it.

I'm lucky I wasn't suspended, considering I'm a Detective.

I roasted that stranger’s perfect bottom when I caught her sleeping on the park bench three times in one week.

Then I impounded her car and carted her off to my mother’s.

Now every time I look at her, I think - Finders/Keepers

I'll never be able to let her go.

Bridget and Dell:

He's an attractive, well-mannered and inexperienced geek. 

A 'project' boyfriend is just what I need,

Someone I can mold into the perfect guy.

He's helpless against my skills and with a name like Delbert,

I bet disciplining a woman has never crossed his mind.

As long as I can keep him away from my brothers’ influence, 

I'll have him wrapped around my finger in no time. Or not?