The Order of the Secret Chiefs

"Sampson, you've got a woman problem."

Adam Sampson does indeed have a woman problem: a sexy Russian witch has taken over his apocalypse cult (it's a long story). Fortunately, Adam has help from his pickup artist mate, Liam Love, and spunky grandmother, Mrs Mitchell. Together, the three of them will have to fight to stop Madame Orlova and her horde of horny men from bringing about the end of the world.

The Order of the Secret Chiefs is a riotous action-comedy in which a young man gets in over his head with money, sex and magic. His fight to save the world will be the beginning of his journey of self discovery in life and in love.