The Princess of Neptune

• A teenage punk-rock drummer and her pesky younger brother
• A doomed effort to get a good grade in science class
• A world-famous research institute, led by a fearless father and son
• A terrible secret behind a beloved fast-food franchise
• An intergalactic beauty pageant
• A singing cockroach from the moon
• An entire planet afraid to go to the mall
• A deranged plot to become the world's biggest pop star

Confused?

No!

A hilarious novel by Quentin Dodd?

Yes!