The "Joy" of Smoking

Ladies: if you want to discover the fountain of youth, the secret of eternal beauty, QUIT SMOKING ... NOW! Men: If you want to delay the dreaded E.D. QUIT SMOKING ... NOW! I would like to thank all of the thousands of smokers who have inspired me to quit smoking. With their incessant hacking, coughing, wheezing, spitting, snorting, barking, choking, gagging, and convulsing, they remain a constant reminder of what a stinky, stupid, messy, inconvenient, expensive, tedious, tiresome, noxious, annoying, bothersome, dirty, inconsiderate habit smoking actually is. They are a true inspiration. A MUST READ FOR ANYONE WHO REALLY WANTS TO QUIT!