The Scandalous Ecstasies of the Statuesque Sensationalists

When the faded Australian 1960s girly-pop idol Jill St. Brandelis accepts the flirty-eyed advances of a passionate London fan, tabloid dishonor and two fatalities are the shocking upshot of their wretched romantic misadventure. The outrageous particulars behind the appallingly sensationalist tabloid headlines are blushingly recounted in candid detail by Jills still remarkably beautiful big sister, the fabled 1960s pop culture icon Pill Strathspey.