The Schlimazel of Sebreim

A vampire's tale of love, lust, revenge and redemption.

Schlimazel has been bullied his whole life by the coarse and prejudiced peasants of Sebreim, and it doesn't help when he falls in love with the innkeeper's sexy daughter, Ludmilla. Oy!

One night, drunken peasants beat poor Schlimazel within an inch of his life and cast him into the snow to die. A mysterious woman in a dark coach intervenes with her bloody kiss-and he awakens as a vampire. Now Schlimazel is faced with a list of impossible tasks: how to wed Ludmilla, seek revenge upon his tormentors, and ultimately transform back into his relatively normal and righteous life?

Only the Rabbi's mystical pet rat knows the answer to that one!

Just maybe.