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There are over 250 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy.
The Isle of Skye, Highland
When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July
Grangemouth, Falkirk
In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
And to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
Galston, East Ayrshire
At Galston in the Valley of Irvine
I once ate a meal quite unnerving
The sausage gave me a shock
It looked just like my cock
Apart from its more pronounced curving
Beith, North Ayrshire
They staged a biblical play once in Beith
But the costumes were a little too brief
The end of Adam's wang
Did quite clearly hang
Out from under his tiny fig leaf
Larkhall, South Lanarkshire
At the fete in the town of Larkhall
A big hit was my sexual aids stall
Demand was so fantastic
For the vaginas in plastic
It just ended up in a brawl
Bishopton, Rensfrewshire
At a masochists' party in Bishop-ton
Not being one to be easily outdone
When a chap got out his dick
And whacked it with a stick
I got out mine and shot it with a gun
- Format: Pocket/Paperback
- ISBN: 9780993247217
- Språk: Engelska
- Antal sidor: 158
- Utgivningsdatum: 2015-09-18
- Förlag: Corona Books UK